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I Paused My Podcast For This?
I Paused My Podcast For This?
For the chronically overstimulated. You didn't even want to be here.
$24.99
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Professionally Unprofessional
Professionally Unprofessional
You showed up. That's basically leadership at this point.
$22.99
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I Do What The Voices Say
I Do What The Voices Say
They have great taste and solid advice, honestly.
$24.99
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Send Nudes (of your pets)
Send Nudes (of your pets)
Technically a wholesome request. Technically.
$26.99
Actively Avoiding Responsibilities
Actively Avoiding Responsibilities
It's not procrastination. It's strategic prioritization.
$22.99
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Not A Morning Person Or An Afternoon Person
Not A Morning Person Or An Afternoon Person
Evening's debatable too. Just... don't talk to me.
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I Survived Another Meeting That Could've Been An Email
I Survived Another Meeting That Could've Been An Email
Wear the trauma. Reclaim the 45 minutes.
$26.99
Emotionally Unavailable
It's not a wall. It's a premium membership program with very limited access.
$22.99
I'm Not Lazy I'm Energy Efficient
I'm Not Lazy I'm Energy Efficient
Saving resources for when it actually matters. Hasn't happened yet. Still saving.
$24.99
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Day Drinking Champion
Day Drinking Champion
Gold medal in the sport that actually matters on a Sunday.
$24.99
My Patience Has Left The Chat
My Patience Has Left The Chat
It's read receipts off. Do not attempt re-entry.
$22.99
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Certified Menace To Society
Certified Menace To Society
Framed certificate available upon request. Notarized for an additional $5.
$26.99
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